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標題: 床下五更天 [打印本頁]

作者: woaini1314cao    時間: 2008-8-27 04:23 AM     標題: 床下五更天

有一个新来的太监,怕睡着了听不见皇上的吩咐,又怕耽误皇上和娘娘的好事,自主张藏在了床底下第二天早上被发现… 皇上道 : ”好你个奴才,在朕的床底下待了几个时辰?” 太监跪倒在地答道:”回皇上的话,奴才在床下过了五更天.” 皇上:"你都听到了什么 ?" 太监:"一更天,您和娘娘在赏画." 皇上:"此话怎讲 ?" 太监:"听您和娘娘 ? 来让我看看双峰秀乳." 皇上:"二更天呢 ?" 太监:"二更天,您好像掉地下了." 皇上:"此话怎讲." 太监:"听娘娘说 : 你快上来呀!" 皇上:"三更天呢 ?" 太监:"你们好像在吃螃蟹." 皇上:"此话怎讲 ?" 太监:"听您在说 : 把腿掰开!" 皇上:"四更天呢 ?" 太监:"四更天好像您的岳母大人来了." 皇上:"此话怎讲 ?" 太监:"奴才听见娘娘高声喊道 : 哎呀我的妈呀,哎呀我的妈呀!!!" 皇上:"五更天呢 ?" 太监:"您跟娘娘在下象棋." 皇上:"此话怎讲 ?" 太监:"奴才听娘娘说:再来一炮,再来一炮!!!!"
作者: wolaixuexi    時間: 2008-9-1 04:02 PM

满足的相拥而眠。
作者: subingg    時間: 2008-9-6 08:51 AM

哈哈,这个意思也能曲解成这样啊
作者: wumingaabbcc    時間: 2008-9-8 11:08 AM

太黄了
作者: 13307741799    時間: 2008-9-19 01:25 AM

已阅
作者: achao7210    時間: 2009-8-15 04:25 PM

这真是精简的对白,我服了!
作者: xuerou2010    時間: 2010-3-26 01:06 PM

万事如意
作者: fjwocmsldj    時間: 2011-2-1 10:21 AM     標題: 研究生?位??了★加QQ57269887★

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作者: 旌綴暱珛刓豫    時間: 2011-2-1 11:20 AM     標題: ?六?假??★加QQ896868388★

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作者: 旌綴暱珛刓豫    時間: 2011-2-1 02:11 PM     標題: 假四?成???理★加QQ896868388★

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作者: kprnfdlpen    時間: 2011-2-2 07:06 AM     標題: 全??算机三???失★加QQ66698208★

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